Sunday, January 27, 2013

Ramblings -- Some in Context, Some Not






Guy Lillian, via Facebook: 
"Began re-re-reading One Fearful Yellow Eye, a John D MacDonald Travis McGee novel, while waiting for my car in Dallas this morning. Made some notes, to wit: Something about John D makes you suddenyl more observant, inquisitve (his word) -- and compassionate. You look at people. You wonder mabout their stories. You eavesdrop. You notice expressions and you extrapolate from them. A girl's happy smile means she knows she's loved. A woman talks and talks and her tablemate says nothing. Other people come alive. You do too. Such is the effect of an intuitive writer."

My response, same venue
I love the Travis McGee series. I was reading A Purple Place for Dying in the hospital waiting room when Billy Bones was escaping the womb.

One thing I noticed - on virtually every page a color is mentioned. (Not just in the titles.) The style appeals to the senses, bringing it more alive.

Dang it, now I have to find those dogeared paperbacks and read them again.



Optimists are more often disappointed than pessimists. If pessimists are wrong, they can be happy with what happened. If optimists are wrong often enough, they become pessimists.

McCain has his line memorized. "The American people has a right to know." He has substituted saying this frequently for any form of rational thought.

Hey Supes, In this day of facial recognition software, you MIGHT need more than just nerdy glasses and some acting ability to maintain your secret. Think about it next time you settle down with a beer in the Fortress of Solitude.

The quarantine of Earth from galactic civilization has been extended another year. Unfortunately that is not an Earth year.

Cynicism is the natural state of those who accurately observe the universe. 

Adam-Troy Castro, via Facebook: 
"...Point: it occurs to me that Dr. McCoy's frequently gratuitous anti-Vulcan comments in Spock's hearing, and Kirk's amused tolerance of same, may have been considered a fine way to treat a minority co-worker in 1966, but would never, ever be tolerated by a halfway decent HR Department today. McCoy's not irascible about this; he's talking about Spock's species, and it's not hard to see as potentially very offensive...!"

 My response, same venue:
Spock of course, is the tolerant one. He recognizes the love (strictly straight and based on respect) that Bones has for him. Spock is amused by it; it is not a problem because it does not create a hostile workplace.

Remember, Spock has a remarkable
stealth sense of humor. He mocks himself and the crew whenever he takes numbers out to ridiculous lengths beyond the significant figures. Since he is logical he knows that carrying calculations beyond the significant figures is absurd and is just waiting for someone to call him on it.


Come hear 
Unca Pogo's Band



Remain childlike without being childish.

If you find yourself angered if I called you out for posting something I questioned:
  • Remember that I love you even if I hate the lie.
  • Research the facts around the lie I have challenged.
  • Rethink your position if you arrived at it without knowing the facts.
  • Reject believing what you are told to believe or what you want to believe. 



The optimist thinks the glass is half full.
The pessimist thinks the glass is half empty.
The design engineer thinks the glass is twice as big as needed.

Lastly:

See you later, Space Cowboy.

 

Tuesday, January 1, 2013

Here We Go . . .

Using the western calendar, the year 2013 Anno Domini has begun. Of course the Mayan calendar New Year began nine days ago, at the Winter Solstice. The Mayans did not predict the end of the world; they just ran out of stationery stone.
Grammar check just completely missed two run-on sentences in above, but insisted that “new year” be capitalized. (If the two words are enclosed in quotes, it allows it.) Spell check does not recognize "Anno" but does get "Domini". Go figure.

Picture is our deck from February 2010.

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Music lovers among you may have already heard me talk of my enjoyment of Pandora and their music selection algorithms that are about quarter past amazing. In a related matter, experimental data indicate that it is possible to sleep in a recliner listening to Heavy Metal on uncomfortable headphones with a cat sleeping on one's left shoulder. 
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As for my resolutions, they depend on which computer or monitor(s) is/are in use at any given time.
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Interesting email I received today from Cyberguys, a company with some nice products. Text of my reply follows: 
Subject: Happy New Year from Cyberguys!
Date: Tue, 01 Jan 2013 00:00:00 -0800
Keycode: NYE2013    expires: 12/31/2012 at 11:59 PM PT 
Tell me you didn’t mean to send out a special keycode for a sale exactly one second after it expired.
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Social Security Benefits are earned, not an entitlement. You paid in, without having a choice (unless you are/were in Congress). If unions raid pension funds it is a crime and a scandal. If the government raids pension funds it is business as usual.
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Saturday, December 22, 2012

Apocalypse Out of Context



Apocalypse Out of Context
or
A Chatty Night on facebook, Slightly Edited.

  • Reminds me of the last canine companion I had (before I turned to the feline side). Rico was an energetic liver spotted Dalmatian (browns spots as opposed to black). He loved popcorn and would never miss any kernels tossed to him. He also loved apples; give him an apple and he would play with it like a ball for maybe half an hour and then eat it. He also got all the apple cores in the house, but it didn't seem fair not giving him his own apple when he would have so much fun with it.
  • Pro-life is more like Pro-Pre-Life.
  • I have a hypothesis that no matter what the intent at the start, Corporate will inevitably succumb to the Dark Side and become irrevocably evil. (Based on Life Experience as well as reading and research.)

  • I fracking hope I can recognize bullshit when it comes from me as well others. If not, I hope you will teach me, oh, Honored Sir Gerrold Guru of all that is True.
  • On the off chance that the world may end tonight I am in the process of making sure that all the beer in Chez Francois is consumed, if only because it would be so embarrassing to explain in the Next Life Green Room if it were not.

    We do have chocolates with brandy in them. They are at risk for not surviving the non-apocalypse as well.
  • Definition of treason - advocating violent insurrection against the government.

    And I think rational people would agree that, "second amendment remedies" - aka gun violence - constitute treason.
  • Doin' the math: firing rate 650 rounds per minute is still over 10 rounds per second. That's a lot of lead flying about. (Unposted Addendum: 650 rounds per second is a fairly obvious typo; it wouldn’t take long for the barrel to melt down at that rate of fire.)
  • Starting with a definition of human rights as property rights dooms his argument from the start. Starting with a false major premise, regardless of your minor premise will result in a false yet logical result (If there are accidents getting a true result I would love to see them.) Or to put it another way: Garbage in Garbage out.
  • Being a glutton for punishment (as well as other things) I have married two redheads and in my long career as a serial husband the redheads I married were my best wives/lovers/companions. On top of that my favorite memories of a previous lady friend are of a wonderful strawberry blonde (which counts as a redhead in my book).
  • Unsweet.
    In the south if you order iced tea, you get sweet. Elsewhere you get unsweet. Some places in the north, you get a funny look and the server points at the sugar on the table. They do not understand that traditionally southern sweet tea must have sugar added while the water is boiling since solubility is a function of temperature and the sugar is super-saturated to achieve the proper level of sweetness.  
  • Off to the Restaurant at the End of the Universe. I wonder if they serve breakfast there.
  • Tennessee, home of the Scopes Monkey Trial, still trying to impose teaching that early creation myths deserve equal time with evolution.
  • After 37 years of being a water professional, I loved the reference to hauling his own water. However, since many people in my noble profession protect water resources by limiting point source pollution (by operating wastewater treatment facilities) or non-point source pollution (by controlling run-off from polluted areas) even taking buckets of water out of a river would mean he was depending on the government to protect him.
  • I know that none of my friends believe that the world is ending, since they have not dropped by to give me their cash, guitars, sports cars, computers and other possessions that would be useless in the event of apocalypse.

    I also have seen no zombies today in spite of a visit to WalMart.


Apocalypse Afterword.
The News is that there is news today.
Somehow I always thought that the end of a calendar means nothing more but getting another calendar. And the coincidence that the last day was the winter solstice (Mayans were in the northern hemisphere, right?) So ending the calendar on the last day of the year would be so disconcerting. The world must be ending. Just like it has ended on so many New Year’s Days over the centuries.


Aside: Y2K. After January first 2000 I could only hear Marvin the Martian saying “Where’s the KABOOM? There was supposed to be an earth-shattering KABOOM!” So of course I threw this together:



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